formerbravo:

                 ”—-What did you bring?”

          “Only the best pizza you’ll ever taste." 

formerbravo:

[ msg; bal4 ] have a little faith
[ msg; bal4 ] and just bring the food here to me
[ msg; bal4 ] pls

             –Guess who does exactly that. In record timing.

formerbravo:

[ msg; bal4 ] buy me food and i’ll take my shirt off for you
[ msg; bal4 ] in private 
[ msg; bal4 ] okay ???

{feisty blonde;;} i still dont trust u but
{feisty blonde;;} ok !

formerbravo:

[ msg; bal4 ] be nice to me then
[ msg; bal4 ] buy me food
[ msg; bal4 ] ”hero”

{feisty blonde;;} ugh but like
{feisty blonde;;} ????
{feisty blonde;;} ur still gonna hold out on me
{feisty blonde;;} i can feel it

formerbravo:

[ msg; bal4 ] so you wanted to trade nudes for nude
[ msg; bal4 ] sweetheart. :)

{feisty blonde;;} :[
{feisty blonde;;} u should b nicer to me
{feisty blonde;;} js
{feisty blonde;;} ‘Hero’ and all

formerbravo:

forhisfamily replied to your post:

{feisty blonde;;} tbh i was hoping for more than ur usual dumb one liners

[ msg; bal4 ] what do you want me to say
[ msg; bal4 ] mmm bal4 thats a juicy dick right there

{feisty blonde;;} shove ur fuckin sarcasm
{feisty blonde;;} I JUST WANTED NUDES GOD

          “BABY IT’S YOOOOOU;   
                      YOU’RE THE ONE I LOOOOVE;
                                     YOU’RE THE ONE I NEEEEED–!!!”

           "This isn’t how it looks.“
            There is literally nothing else this could be.

biirdbone:

 Stealth attack!! Yes. She did 
 just jump on your back. She’s 
 actually a five year old child 
 in the body of an adult. Yep.

             "What the FUCK is this?“

generated meme

           "Take a picture. It’ll last longer.“

He’s used to being stared at, given his
position in  life,  but sometimes  it just
gets on your last sodding nerve,  right?

                                          Needless to say,
                                          that’s happening now.