Sentence Meme {Princess Bride}

bloodhealer:

• _{“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”}
• _{“Drop. Your. Sword.”}
• _{“Life is pain, _____. Anybody who says otherwise is selling something.”}
• _{“I am not left handed.”}
• _{“As you wish.”}
• _{“I wasn’t worried. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”}
• _{“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”}
• _{“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”}
• _{“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today.”}
• _{“Have fun storming the castle.”}
• _{“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”}
• _{“Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”}
• _{“Have you ever considered piracy?”}
• _{“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”}
• _{“Good night, _____. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”}
• _{“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”}
• _{“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you.”}
• _{“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die.”}
• _{“You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”}
• _{“Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”}
• _{“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”}
• _{“You killed my love.”}
• _{“It’s possible. I kill a lot of people.”}
• _{“I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.”}
• _{“No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate _____.”}
• _{“I got married. I didn’t want to - it all happened so fast.”}
• _{“Then you’re not married. You didn’t say it; you didn’t do it.”}
• _{“Is this a kissing book?”}
• _{“A word, my lady/lord. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?”}
• _{“I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife/husband to murder and _____ to frame for it; I’m swamped.”}
• _{“There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”}
• _{“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”}
• _{“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”}
• _{“There will be blood tonight!”}
• _{“That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”}
• _{“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”}
• _{“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”}
• _{“You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?”}
• _{“Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”}
• _{“She/He is alive, or was an hour ago. If she/he is otherwise when I find her/him I shall be very put out.”}
• _{“You can die too for all I care!”}
• _{“So I’m here till I die?”}
• _{“I can cope with torture.”}
• _{“I fight gangs for local charities and stuff.”}
• _{“That was a warning, _____. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman/man lies.”}
• _{“I will never love again.”}
• _{“You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!”}
• _{“To the Pain means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”}
• _{“Never go in against a ____ when death is on the line!”}
• _{“We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”}
• _{“They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”}
• _{“I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself.”}
• _{“I just work for ____ to pay the bills.”}
• _{“It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.”}
• _{“I believe everything to be a trap. It’s the reason I’m still alive.”}
• _{“Stop saying that!”}